Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Horrible Things I Say to Kids Post #1

A.: Skyla said she needs to get a message to the tooth fairy cuz she don't want to give away any of her teeth. Lmao.
Me: Lmao. Amy let Bodee write the tooth fairy a letter asking if he could keep his for scientific study lmao ... He got his wish.
   Tell Sky I said look. Youre 4 now. Things are about to get real. Baby teeth get loose. What she should really be more concerned about is when her ears fall off. 
   Tell her I said if you ask to keep your teeth the tooth fairy thinks you're greedy and grows one big tooth out of your forehead and no one wants a Bucky unicorn to hang out with in kindergarten. 
A: Gee hope
Me: Is she worried about them falling out or them being taken by that greedy wench?  
A: I guess she was watching Robot Chicken. 
Me: Oh, great show. They basically parent for you. 
   Set a trap, catch her, squish her. Tell her, that's what you get you firefly posin' ho!

Monday, April 7, 2014

#momproblems

So Dahlia's first day of preschool is tomorrow, and our biggest dilemma is: Elmo, Panda, or Monster backpack? #momproblems 
April 1st, 2014

I can't decide between the bulldog purse pack or the panda bear purse pack. Ugh both. #momproblems
Oct 19th, 2014

Dahlia wants to wear the striped dress tomorrow, and I didn't dry it. Do I get up early and do it, or bribe her? #momproblems 
Oct 20th, 2014

Happy Anniversary