Told You So, Post #1

Things I've learned the hard way in two years of Motherhood: 1)The dishes can wait, 2) Always shut the toilet lid, 3) a toothbrush is in fact a weapon, 4) get old, use a crock pot, 5) you WILL cry and at some point have the urge to flip off your own kid. Words of wisdom for the day friends and future mommies, and Ya, Ma, I know, you told me so.